November Nom Noms

November nom noms, here grows (oh man, I should get paid for this):

Veggies:

Broccoli - Tiny trees pleading for your mercy.

Broccolini - The cool taller and slimmer cousin of Broccoli. 

Brussels Sprouts - Belgian infant vegetable. 

Butternut Squash - A load of pish posh.

Cauliflower - Ugliest flower ever, thanks for nothing Cauli. 

Celery Root - Like a re-mix, mash that shit up.

Chard - Surprisingly, less fat than lard.

Collards - I saw her lipstick stains on his collards!! 

Fennel - Guy that made the Philosopher's Stone.

Leeks - For geeks and soup.

Parsnip - So close to being pair (of) nips.

Potatoes - Harry pota's toes.

Pumpkin - Pumped up kin.

Rutabaga - Sounds like a 90s pop song.

Salsify - Satisfy with salsify. 

Sweet Potatoes - What Ginny thinks of them.

Sunchoke - What the Sopranos would do if they met the giant star over a 'long winter'. 

Turnips - Even closer to being Turning Nips.

Fruits (Now the shits got seeds!): 

Cranberries - Clean that colon! 

Kiwi Fruit - Because Kiwis are fruits!  

Persimmon - Sounds like a liquor. 

Pomegranate - Po, me, and Gran ate. 

Tamarillo - Assuming only amardillos eat this.

Tangerines - The middle child of the Orange family. 

Le Poisson, le poisson, hee he hee, ho ho ho: 

Clams - Juice them!

Crab - Not as fun to attain as crabs. 

Mussels - HGH, Protein!!!

Oysters - Sounds like an eclectic film writer's last name.  

Scallops - Another great victory for bacon wrapping.

Eat in season, cause it's freezin'.