Thousands of letters signifying meaning

Cut the crap, this is my life in iPhone pictures. Nothing too artistic or creative about that. 

Someone was incredibly proud of themselves. 

Favorite Ad campaign ever. Wish Dentyne ice didn't taste like crystallized Listerine, uck. 

/lifePurpose> Find Friends dog

Peace and love drugs 

Sexy ass library 

Parking lot italics 

Salmon steak is visually equivalent to cat butt

This statue has wicked abdominal strength. Also, sunshine. 

"Your air is as cold as ice and you're hundreds of years old. I know what you are. Forest in the mountains." 

Rapist candy 

Construction zone art 

Man with helmet plays the cow enveloped piano 

Catch moments, not butterflies 

Instagram

Photography, it's the major hobby/possible profession for about 50% of the people I know. Having recently blissfully unearthed our old Holga I realized how much film and paper would be used in its photo development. Thus, I had to consider a way to lessen my everyday picture taking environmental impact.  By utilizing Instagram (a free iPhone picture editing and posting app) daily instead of the  lomographic original I won't feel guilt for the times when I do decide to use a plastic camera to capture moments on disposable film which develops on paper.

Download the app and start sharing artsy fartsy pictures with your friends. No paper, scanning, or facebook required.

Environmental alternatives, there's an app for-get it I can't say it.  

13000 words

Bestowed upon me on my most recent birth celebration was a real camera (that's its main functionality). Thus, great moments captured via my iPhone have been scarce. So extremely scarce in fact, I expect their demand to fiercely overpower gold, oil, and cookies any day now. In times of great change and sorrow (new Starbucks logo), I can't bear keeping these marvels from you any longer. This is... the 6th edition of my life in iPhone photos. This time, I even took pictures of  unsuspecting strangers. Why isn't Apple paying me yet?

Da na na na na, Inspector Gadget. Always have your shoes match your briefcase full of money and Barbie hair. 

This - apart from learning about Spermache  - is the reason I am taking Psychology. This shits peer reviewed! 

Plastic geometric step humping dog, "Welcome Customers!"

Favorite buy of the year: Zombie at Tiffany's t-shirt. I think Breakfast at Tiffany's Brains could have also been a good title, with Holly Go-nob-om-num-snifff-lighty.

Tony, the regal house cat. Could be a children's anime show. 

The outcome of letting my boyfriend touch my circle scarf. The most offensive part: His Movember rat stace. 

My favorite mountain, solely because it looks like an Iguana lying in the sun. 

Boyfriend's last name is Woods. He would have bought it too, except for the fact that I prefer he didn't smell like a suburban high school boy at a party. 

I Love Alberta Cow Butt. Also, I more recently said "Stop squeezing my boobs, I'm not a cow!" 

Should have read: I am in danger of drowning. I am not in a river. I am potentially having an orgasm. I am unattractive when I open my mouth like that. I am unaware that this picture is being taken.

Let's celebrate, in comparison to this ad campaign, the Bow River is gorgeous. 

Sequence: 1) Decide to take a break at work 2) Look down at this exact spot 3) Laugh uncontrollably 4) Take picture 5) Address office mate's concern for my sanity 6) Eat the Kit Kat during my break 7) Wish someone was willing to do the "Give me a break" clap with me 8) Return to work in a melancholic state

I don't know what is sadder. That they aren't identical twins and they look like this, or that they are and they still dress the exact same. 

Most likely an Asthma doctor right? ;)

Scarcity is scary. 

8000 words

Time for another installation of my life in iPhone pictures.

Best greeting card I've ever seen. Possible iseeesa recruitment device?

Yes, that's right, this is not a computer generated image, this is not an optical illusion, this is ORGANIC pancake in a can!

50-Cent is apparently an accountant's ideal personality symbol??? Gotta love copywriters who took general business courses.  

One: Bella the "Passive" figure. Two: She could be mistaken as a "16 and pregnant" doll. 

My three incredibly sustainable aluminum water bottles... anyone need one.. or two? 

Making more people choose the stairs, one masking tape spider at a time - The UofC ultra nerds. 

I actually thought that my boyfriend posed for this video cover. Best picture/realization of the year. 

 Here's an ideological anomaly for you to consider whilst walking through campus. 

Take a picture, you'll eventually think of a witty comment. 

Campus Art

The environmental design wing on campus always seems to have cool geographic art features like these being erected. Makes me jealous about the totally normal angles in the business and psych buildings.

I imagine this is architecture's version of wall Ivy. 

These look like imaginary leaves on the un-lush trees of Calgary. 

This is an ode to the lifelessness outside, the blood red color is fitting. 

The stain glass window of environmental design.

Notice your surroundings and carry a camera phone. 

7000 words

Third installation of my iPhone as a camera. 

Fairmont Banff Springs' mini ketchup received with breakfast tray. Is my hand really big? Or is it just really really whittle? 

At the PVR airport Jan 2010, didn't get the memo about H1N1 passing. The scene of a horror film involving demonic hand carved Mexican toys. 

Because my dog really needs to use her paws while reading. 

Worst air brushing I've seen in a while. Joe Fresh propagating that it's appealing to be a ginger contorted anorexic. 

Best brand specific plastic bottle recycling I've come by. The container states that it's made from recycled bottles. Stationed beside a Coke pop machine at a local arena, full circle anybody? Beautiful. 

At Cora's the most delicious and sunny breakfast place in the city. Even the napkins make my hungover self feel less nauseated.  :D

Adorable fluffy 6 month old male golden at Elbow park. We hope to force his father into adultery to hook up with my dog next time she's in heat. PUPPIES! 

Capturing life's mundane moments, and putting them on my blog.