Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Justine Bieber

I swear if Justin Bieber had long hair people would constantly mistake him for a really pretty girl.

Source: WeHeartIt

Thursday, November 3, 2011

I promise I'm still adding useless shit to the Internet

I've just mostly been doing it on Tumblr. 
---> Notice decline in Blog entries in last six months. 
---> Shed a single tear.
---> Imagine I'm awkwardly caressing your inappropriate display of emotion. 
---> It's alright. 

Also, Pinterest is of interest. 

Matrix Shit

Earlier this week - as in yesterday - I tweeted/status-ed/attempted to propagate the following through the Internet: 
"It's a hipster anomaly to like every single print from a roll of film. I mean like Matrix shit."

Directions to my soul: Up the stairs to the left. 

Case in point, my summer 2011 Fisheye & Oktomat pictures are a paradoxical anomalous mass of beautiful brights and sunshine.