Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Finger Painting

I have an affinity for nail polish. Put in high school math terms, I could wear a different nail color on each finger and make 201376 different hand combinations. That's not even the worst part, on average I buy nail polish solely based on how entertaining I find its name.

Some of my favorite O.P.I names include:
I Pink I Love You
Off With Her Red
 Jade is the New Black
Espresso Your Style
  Who Comes Up With These Names?
Aphrodite's Pink Nightie
Don't Wine, Yukon Do It
Miso Happy With This Color
Your Villa or Mine
Blue My Mind
Back to The Beach Peach
Abbey Rose
Mmmm... Would You Like to Lick-enxtein

Before I continue breathing, I must find these. Too bad they don't have Pantone 327, my favorite. 

Whenever I'm feeling blue I'll put these on. 

My rainbow of nail polish, 32 counted. At this rate I could start insuring these. 

A colorful middle finger to whomever thinks otherwise. 

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