Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Pist Pump for Sarah Bareilles

I love my small but meaningful blog readership. What better way to show my appreciation than to present you with the most beautiful, heart-felt, tanned, and jacked song ever preformed.
Sarah Bareilles (my new all time favorite singer/human)- A Jersey Shore Christmas!



Caution: Extreme fist pumping may occur after viewing. Please speak to your mental health professional if the desire to punch a slut out, or heavily rely on tanning booths and steroids to maintain your self worth persists.

Guido-licious.

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