A white turtleneck, with a tear drop cleavage cut out. This is the worst thing to happen since dickies were invented.
Exhibit A-a black manufactured(of all atrocities) dickie:
Exhibit B-the closest rendition I could find of the abomination on google images (the real one had long sleeves, and a much more gaping hole):
Bless the very tanned big chested girl walking through Earth Sciences, for combining Pamela Anderson with Diane Keaton. Such a feat that hadn't even entered a human being's curiosity in the history of civilization.
Never again will that girl be mistaken for a librarian.