Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Allergic to Tiffany's

Me: "I'm allergic to all metal that isn't gold or platinum. Even Tiffany's silver god dammit!" 
Boyfriend: "I'll be sure to buy you a lot of plastic then." 

"Allergic to Tiffany's" would be the movie title to my eccentric romantic comedy.  

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