Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Sunday, January 31, 2010

The Season of Love is Upon us.

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Alright, so I may have missed last month's seasonal food post (hears conscience's tutting noises). But alas, tomorrow will usher in the Love month, and with that I will consider myself pardoned. Without further ado,  January's and February's seasonal foods:

January (also known as get me the hell out of this city it's a new decade, month)

Vegetables:
 cabbages (I hate the smell of sour cabbage, so glad I'm not German)
 leeks (The most homely veggie of all)
 broccoli (All hale the mighty green tree, new commercials are par excellence)
 cauliflower (Dido above, but albino)

Fruit:
 oranges (It rhymes with door-hinge, I swear!)
 grapefruit (For people who like not eating anything for breakfast)
 tangerines (Hello more respectable version of an orange)
 tangelos (These sound like they'd seduce you with their Latin flare, and leave you on an exotic beach smelling of tequila and long-lost-love)
 lemons (What God gives, perfect for the previous description)
 papayas (# 11 at the Chili Club, Green Papaya Salad. Popular, I'm not a fan)

February

Vegetables:
 broccoli (Very fitting that this corresponds with the love month, I LOVE BROCCOLI!)
 cauliflower

Fruits:
 oranges 
 grapefruit 
 lemons
 papayas (Taste like barf if you don't put lime juice on them. Then they taste like limey barf.



Eat seasonal, rhyme, and conquer the broccoli forest. 

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Don't Drop the Rocky Mountain Soap!

This week's (belated) eco-product-
 Rocky Mountain Soap Company's soaps and facial bars.

This wonderful facial cleaning bar is 100% natural, and locally made in Canmore.  It lasted me four months, because I cut it into 3 pieces and used one at a time. They have specialty bars for all skin types.


Use the soap instead of body wash, and read everything on the label! The website even features the natural ingredients included in each product; Spring Thaw includes: millet grain, sweet orange essential oil, cinnamon essential oil and ground powder, and coconut oil (Eco-product to be)! 

At only $4-5 dollars a pop, you definitely get your money's worth. Sold at the local farmers market, all over Banff, and online

Get squeaky clean naturally! 

Friday, January 29, 2010

Embroidery Pop-Culture Art

EEEK! This has to be one of my favorite blog of a blog finds! Here are my favorites:

Star Trek's Intergalactic Garden



Captain Gregory House - ARGGHH

The Price is KNIT!



Tim Gunn would make this work!

Originally Blogged by: Totally Severe

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