Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Epidemic

I've been thinking about a certain pandemic far too much lately... and, I also ran out of hand sanitizer today. This is my coping mechanism, extreme satire.


Measure circumferences with extreme caution.
Don't worry, be funny.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Darth's Day

Various Artists have complied hilarious photographs of Darth Vador, doing everyday things. Enjoy


Artist- Esteban

-Esteban


Artist- Ian Pool


Artist- Danny Choo

Finally, my personal favorite. "The force is strong with Potter."

Artist- Esteban

View the rest here

Luke.... I am... not a fan of the subway.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

12000 words

Best iPhone pictures of the year:

My first Flames Game, and probably this mini Flames fan's too.


1:30 am, gingerbread cookie decorations get x-rated.


A dish I titled: yellowed chicken with head on the side, during our work Christmas party at a dim sum place. I didn't eat any, the head did end up in my wine however. Making chicken heads talk doesn't lead to good places people!


Brett doesn't want to lose anymore bets. I love how he seems to have a bunny belly.


That black area that seems to have no end, that's a single open pit oil sands site. Just one. I shed a tear.


Exact sequence of events: Take a bite out of my apple, set the apple down to finish after my shower, look down, giggle hilariously, and then take this picture.


A special offer at the Amsterdam airport for clog slippers! Looking like an idiot tourist was never more affordable!


Penis cactus, on my aunt's balcony in Rome. Now there's a prick you wouldn't want to screw with.


First day on Korcula, everlasting view from the front door.


First sight after getting off the c-train in Kensington. Mobile Garden :)


Don't be fooled, this picture was taken inside of a very large retail store. Gotta love Southern Alberta.


The funniest food stand downtown other than the hot wiener stand.


Capture life's moments, that's what you have a camera phone for.