Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

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Showing posts with label commercials. Show all posts
Showing posts with label commercials. Show all posts

Monday, November 22, 2010

Strong Enough For A Woman, Made for a Man

This is my previous marketing group's commercial for the DRTV product Mighty Mendit. I'm going on the record and saying that the tagline and following commercial were not my idea. It should also be noted that fabric adhesive doesn't make girls in gyms aroused, and that the guy was picked for the part solely based on his biceps. If you must know, we actually did fix the shirt using Mighty Mendit; we passed it around during our presentation and nobody was able to rip the seam (That was my brilliant contribution).  Links to more MKTG 317 made commercials are available after the end of this masterpiece. 



I'm not proud of this you know. 

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Geometric TV Show Posters

Beautifully minimalist and composed of geometric shapes these TV show posters stand out.  Austrian designer/art director Albert Exergian, created the following. Do you get all of the references?


























Art imitates television, which imitates life. 

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Controversial Comic Condom Commercials


I call this one deep space sixty nine, and the sex shuttle.

This one is orgasm ocean, featuring the sex submarine.


Vagina moons, orgasm orbitals, cock coral, and erection eels; safe sex made hilariously effective.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Mad Men would be proud

Marketing being one of majors, I love seeing interesting advertising and product ideas. I have favorite commercials most of the time. Currently the Dos Equis commercial is still the most interesting in the world, I am also a fan of the new Dairymilk chocolate "techno eyebrows".
These are a few funny commercials I found on the Internet. They were considered too "racy" for broadcasting; perhaps, not all viewers appreciate dark and inappropriate humor like I do. 


I have a deep set appreciation for all condom commercials.

You know you're an advertising master when you can combine elders and sexuality and still make it funny.

How badly do I want this to happen the next time I go to the mall? 


I thought this commercial was personally hilarious. Everybody including the Blackberry to iPhone converts (my boyfriend, bless him) knows that Apple dominates in the fruit basket.
Find humor in life.