Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Hallucingenia

I present the ancient Hallucingenia: 

This is a computer generated image of what Paleontologists think this lovely Cambrian fossil looked like when it walked the earth's oceans *Rolls Eyes*. I just learned about it in my intro Geology course.
My opinion you ask? Why not in bullet form:

  • This thing looks like a cactus/mushroom love child 
  • Its name suggests it may be the first evolutionary shroom
  • I'd imagine that would be pretty trippy taking such a trippy hallucinogen
  • It also looks like a very ugly human penis, low in self esteem due to the 100s of billions of years left to wait for its female counterpart 
  • I couldn't take this shit seriously if I tried 
Geology, I have noting motivational to say. 

Monday, April 5, 2010

35/365

It's a Three Pears, pear guitar! 

30/365: Upular, Pogo 
This song is a remix of lines and sounds from Pixar's cartoon film UP. Brilliant concept, better sound. 


31/365: Je M'appelle Joseph, Mickey 3D
I have a strong liking for French music, despite my lack of language understanding. I think I out-indied YouTube with this one, the sound-quality is quite low. 



32/365: No song today--- APRIL FOOLS! Mercury, Bloc Party
The only song to which I am privy from their Intimacy album. Ironically, not so intimate. 



33/365: Jerk It, Thunderheist
My deep appreciation for female rappers will never cease. I'll have my brain frozen in a jar and still have artificial neuron pulses of anti-feminist groove blaring!


34/365: Green Eyes, Coldplay
I didn't have to choose my favorite Coldplay song, it chose me, and my DNA chose my iris coloration. 



35/365: Dance Anthem of the 80s, Regina Spektor
Remixes of this song are also essential, a Hypem search in the making.  Proof that she also does up-beat  songs, along with deeply heart-felt, boldly realistic and contemporary ballads. 



5 down, 47 to go! 

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Innovation, Great for Capitalism, Awful for my Bank Account

Here are some great product ideas I've come across in the past month. 

Totally useful, yet useless drink tray. 


If this were a UV light I would no longer need caffeine. 


Forget realism, I want the real shit! 


This is brilliant, leave it in corporate bathrooms, or at networking events.
Sources: FFFound and StumbleUpon

 
These are water-proof & re-paintable wellies for kids. Potential product layer: Family experience, and Child's continued artistic expression. 

Innovate, make money procreate!