Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Friday, March 5, 2010

Antique Aspirations

Antique inspiration rooms. This is how I plan on decorating once I have autonomy.

Was pavlov around, or am I drooling? 


2 pears. 


This picture is self describing. 


Sanja in wonderland. 


Chez lounges and impressionist paintings. 


Because I kill real plants.


Simple, classic, perfect for pooping.


Windowgasm.


Sit down, and shut up.


This is eerily like the mirror in the hall in Palaca Anerni.


Someone went inside my head and produced this. 

Sources: FFFound

Make a new place your own, with old stuff. 

Thursday, March 4, 2010

The most Adorable Meal of the Day

I absolutely adore breakfast food! Here are some images to get that oxytocin flowing. Also, hollandaise sauce.

 Some people think this is creepy, but I find it adorable.


Tasty toast, and donuts. 



I wish I could eat this for breakfast. Pink marshmallows, totally unnatural/awesome.

I seriously want some eggs benedict right now. 

When the Seasons Come March-ing In!

It was sunny today, therefore something must be growing bountifully. Here is the specific list of March's seasonal foods:

Source: about.com

VEGETABLES
asparagus (Delicious dueling spears)| broccoli (Need I say more) | broccolini (This shit is always in season)| brussels sprouts (These sound like some kind of boy scout group) |butternut squash (And Jelly) | celery root (Because the celery stem is not ready yet) | fennel (Funnel?)| kale (Isn't this what a lot of surfers are called) | leeks (Ehwh) | mache (d) | potatoes | rutabaga (a winhago!) | salsify (to satisfy!) |sunchoke (Sounds like Vador on the giant star) | turnips ( What my chemistry teacher used to call all of us, when we couldn't settle down?)

FRUIT & NUTS
blood oranges (Dexter would approve) | grapefruit (Like swallowing flavored air) | kiwi fruit  | oranges (They discovered them before carrots obviously) | ugli fruit (You ain't got no alibi)

FISH & SEAFOOD
clams (Not to be mixed with tomato juice, UCK) | crab (My favorite shellfish) | mussels (HGH, POWER BARS, PROTEIN!) | oysters (The Alice in Wonderland story still makes me sad, poor oysters) | scallops
Get more info on www.eattheseasons.com

Poor little innocent oysters

Seasonal food a day, keeps global warming away (well not exactly that effective, but you get it).