Three Pears, three pairs, 3 X 2=6, threesome times two, six-tom, sex-a-ton, burn calories, hunger, pear, two more, and that makes three pears.

This is my brain:

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Justine Bieber

I swear if Justin Bieber had long hair people would constantly mistake him for a really pretty girl.

Source: WeHeartIt

Thursday, November 3, 2011

I promise I'm still adding useless shit to the Internet

I've just mostly been doing it on Tumblr. 
---> Notice decline in Blog entries in last six months. 
---> Shed a single tear.
---> Imagine I'm awkwardly caressing your inappropriate display of emotion. 
---> It's alright. 


Also, Pinterest is of interest. 

Matrix Shit

Earlier this week - as in yesterday - I tweeted/status-ed/attempted to propagate the following through the Internet: 
"It's a hipster anomaly to like every single print from a roll of film. I mean like Matrix shit."



Directions to my soul: Up the stairs to the left. 




Case in point, my summer 2011 Fisheye & Oktomat pictures are a paradoxical anomalous mass of beautiful brights and sunshine. 

Monday, September 26, 2011

Oh She Glows

A few months ago I happened upon Oh She Glows; definably a vegan cookbook + personal blog love child. More accurately, a one stop online shop for optimism and idea cultivation, sounds super vegan-cheesy but it's true. Refer to Figure 1. for the picture to say it all.  

Figure 1: 
"Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch ‘Blizzard’ in all its crunchy, crispy, creamy, and peanut buttery glory." - Andrea Liddon

OSG's creator Andrea Liddon is all to blame, or thank for that matter. She reminds me that there are real people on the Internet with real problems and passions to share. And I swear you can actually feel her happiness erupting through your computer screen (If you're into that sort of thing).  Refer to Figure 2. for tonight's dinner.

Figure 2: 
Source: Oh She Glows

So, if this Monday has left you feeling like you need a bit of a boost, or a Green Monster then head over to OSG and get it gluten free. 

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Thousands of letters signifying meaning

Cut the crap, this is my life in iPhone pictures. Nothing too artistic or creative about that. 

Someone was incredibly proud of themselves. 
Favorite Ad campaign ever. Wish Dentyne ice didn't taste like crystallized Listerine, uck. 
/lifePurpose> Find Friends dog
Peace and love drugs 
Sexy ass library 
Parking lot italics 
Salmon steak is visually equivalent to cat butt
This statue has wicked abdominal strength. Also, sunshine. 
"Your air is as cold as ice and you're hundreds of years old. I know what you are. Forest in the mountains." 
Rapist candy 
Construction zone art 
Man with helmet plays the cow enveloped piano 

Catch moments, not butterflies 

Monday, August 1, 2011

Regal Rooms

These are the nightmare free tea infused spaces of my dreams. 
Ancestral ghosts permitted. 

Twisted bodies and framed carpets 
Chandelier bases above the bed
Love U seat 
Gabriel's corner in gold plating
Giving grandma a bath
Sea shell key stone to my soul

All photo sources from WeHeartIT

I'll wake up again one day.